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June 4, 2011

I LOST 165 POUNDS ON THE      F I S H   D I E T

My husband!

It took a little over 600 days. I have written about the experience. Here is an excerpt:

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I made up a phrase to describe my ex husband’s head, because it was so huge, it defied accurate description. The language lacks adequate vocabulary to really do it justice.

The phrase I created was “Ginormous Kerbobble”

I googled it, to see if anyone else had already made it up, like the way Alexander Graham Bell and that Marconi guy both invented the radio. (Yeah…kinda like THAT!)

So here’s

Google….

GINORMOUS  KERBOBBLE.

Did you mean: ginormous kerbobbled

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search – ginormous kerbobble – did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

  • Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
  • Try different keywords.
  • Try more general keywords.
  • Try fewer keywords.

OK, I will ask for that!

GINORMOUS KERBOBBLED…

Your search – ginormous kerbobbled – did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

  • Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
  • Try different keywords.
  • Try more general keywords.
  • Try fewer keywords.

Different keywords, eh?

OK, how about this then—

MY EXHUSBAND HAD A HUGE HEAD. AN ENORMOUS HEAD!

A GINORMOUS KERBOBBLE.

Then I googled THAT!

Google replied,

Did you mean: MY EX HUSBAND HAD A HUGE HEAD. AN ENORMOUS HEAD! A GINORMOUS KERBOBBLE.

UH, YEAH…OK.

Google said,

Your search – MY EX HUSBAND HAD A HUGE HEAD. AN ENORMOUS HEAD! A GINORMOUS KERBOBBLE. – did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

  • Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
  • Try different keywords.
  • Try more general keywords.
  • Try fewer keywords.

OH. OK THEN…LET’S TRY A KEYWORD…

“Mistergweg”

Google replied,

Huge waste of time

Huge waste of time – no1joe. Posted: May 28th, 2011 – 5:53 pm In Reply to: Stenoscriptionist–same as My ex-husband#$@%^&^%$^? – Rainy
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